bearhatalice:

necturusmaculosus:

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

when will my reflection show

who i am

inside

Nobody suspects a thing

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

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greatfatsby:

Reblog to save my self(ie) esteem

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clestroying:

When people take your side in the argument

image

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unclefather:

putahilton:

who is she?

looks like my aunt in the 90s at church

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100% true horoscope facts

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

childservices:

bae: I love you
me: I love…….that concept

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hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

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» at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
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drunktrophywife:

just some of my favorite boys

image

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australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

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oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

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westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

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