funkybug:

sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock

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be-blackstar:

thenobleflesh:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

LEARN SISTERS AND BROTHERS. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

they said “bra wearer” 

respect, lifehacks. 

relahvant:

chicken nuggets are so important

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

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airbenderedacted:

bigalphonse:

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

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ah yes your average straight boy

what the FUCK kind of mods do you have to have installed for this to be a common result of randomization

Wow you're super cute I hope you have a good day
Anonymous

aww thank you, that is so sweet, and I hope you have a good day too! (:image

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

lnfamy:

i’m so scared that i’m never going to be able to delete my blog and i’ll be 30 and reblogging funny yahoo answers screen caps

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dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

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