whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:”
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)
let me be perfectly queer
i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me
it was on sale
when you make a joke and everyone laughs
life hack: make out with me
For The Masses:
Reblog to save a life.
can i tell my math teacher i’m atheist and can’t solve exponential functions due to the fact that i don’t believe in higher powers or
this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said or will ever say
this is my time to shine
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited